Announcement: Fair use warning! These aphorisms are dedicated to people who’ll laugh at least once while reading them. For those who wouldn’t laugh even once, I suggest to re-read them again. If they don’t laugh even then, they are too serious and should be reading something else.
Fury The last book you read that made you furious? – I no longer reach fury. I stop reading at mildly irritating. – Rabih Alameddine
Evidence If overwhelming evidence cannot persuade someone (e.g., flat-earthers), how are we going to communicate?